Matchweek 13

OK, lots of games coming up so we're gonna keep this one short 'n sweet like Southampton's Premier league status. Here is a rare and genuine insight into my psyche:

Frank Lampard has been named as the new manager of Coventry City and Ruud van Nistelrooy has been named as the new manager of Leicester City. Will these Premier League legends succeed in their respective roles or go down as well as a joke from Greg Wallace?

What is happening at Manchester City! The players look as lost as one of Joe Biden's thoughts. It has certainly made this a special Premier League season to watch. They face Nottingham Forest on Wednesday 4th December in a Europa League spot scrap.

Nearly every match on Saturday had a penalty awarded and two hattricks were scored! Liverpool keep rolling on at the top after beating Man City, Arsenal and Chelsea are chasing in second and third respectively, and Bournemouth bagged another win.

Weekend's results below.

Friday 29th November

Brighton 1 - 1 Southampton - M-m-m-myyyyy Mitoma.

Saturday 30th November

Brentford 4 - 1 Leicester - 50 Schades of pain.

Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Newcastle - The old adage "a crystal palace is just as good as a new castle"

Nottingham Forest 1 - 0 Ipswich - Jota's silver, Gibb's white.

Wolves 2 - 4 Bournemouth - a hattrick of penalties!

West Ham 2 - 5 Arsenal - Taking Hammer-Ings.

Sunday 1st December

Chelsea 3 - 0 Aston Villa - "What the...I Digne have any corn!"

Man United 4 - 0 Everton - The old agage "a mad Diallo is better than a calm Diallo."

Tottenham 1- 1 Fulham - The old adage"a full ham is just as good as the totten ham."

Liverpool 2 - 0 Manchester City - Akan-Jeeeeesus Christ City are so bad right now.

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